I'm Andrew. 19 from NJ. Sophomore at West Chester University. Philadelphia Flyers, Green Day, Spongebob, Harry Potter, Coldplay, hockey, music, song lyrics.
Things I will NEVER reblog: Pittsburgh Penguins. New York Rangers. New Jersey Devils. Washington Capitals. Boston Bruins. Chicago Blackhawks. New York Mets. New York Yankees. Hunger Games. Justin Beiber. One Direction.
My Beautiful Girlfriend:
Thanks anon. I just don’t feel comfortable with my weight and I wanna be like I was when I graduated high school 60 pounds ago.
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
This one time my friend was really upset and crying about some bad choices she made and I’m really bad at consoling people so I said “there’s still time to change the road you’re on” and then she stopped crying and hugged me and said it was the most inspirational thing anyone ever said to her and now she lives life by that one Led Zeppelin line omg
Let me love you
oh god, this is priceless