(Source: daily-harry-potter, via studdedrevolution)
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US
I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
reblog if u understand this inspirational message
Oh my god.
can someone please tell me?
kind of glad i can read music rn :’)
THIS IS SO POINTLESS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
(Source: jape-art, via crank-shaft)
i have seen everything i need to see before i dieI FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHIN
The Moon Moon of dolphins
fucking fin fin
(Source: multitudeofgifs, via staalways)
Wow. I didn’t like macklemore and then I saw this and completely changed my mind.
(Source: jerrylovers94, via camcat)
(Source: jnrichards94, via ilookatyouandimhome09)
LOSE A FRIEND ON FACEBOOK:
LOSE A FOLLOWER ON TUMBLR:
(Source: withoutptvthereisnome, via the-last-of-the-american-girls)
energy of this earth
Words simply cannot describe how much I desire lightning shows in the summers night